đź“° I Hate Kids And Animals! - Article : Sep. 1974
- Sparks

- Sep 28, 1974
- 2 min read
Updated: Mar 30
A witty and eccentric 1974 Melody Maker feature on Sparks, featuring Ron and Russell Mael’s deadpan humour, their views on fame, and the band’s unique approach to pop music.
Sparks being Sparks — clever, theatrical, and delightfully strange.
Melody Maker
Date: September 28, 1974
Length: 4 min read
đź“° Key Highlights
• In-depth interview with Ron and Russell Mael of Sparks
• Discussion of their new single “This Town Ain’t Big Enough For Both Of Us” and upcoming album
• Ron and Russell’s humorous, deadpan commentary on fame and the music industry
• Sparks’ distinctive image and theatrical style highlighted
• Early British coverage of the band’s rise during the glam era
đź“° Overview
Published on September 28, 1974, this Melody Maker feature captures Sparks at a pivotal moment as they broke through in the UK with their witty, art-pop sound and striking visual aesthetic.
đź“° Source Details
Publication / Venue: Melody Maker
Date: September 28, 1974
Format: Feature / Interview
Provenance Notes: Original 1974 Melody Maker magazine page.
đź“° The Story
The article presents Ron and Russell Mael in typical deadpan style, discussing their music, image, and experiences in the industry. They talk about their new material, the upcoming album *Kimono My House*, and their desire to surprise audiences. The piece highlights the band’s clever lyrics, theatrical presentation, and refusal to follow conventional rock-star behaviour.
đź“° Visual Archive

Black-and-white live and portrait photos of Ron and Russell Mael, with Russell’s iconic moustache and intense stare featured prominently alongside the bold headline “I Hate Kids And Animals!”.
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đź“° Closing Notes
This classic Melody Maker interview perfectly captures Sparks’ unique charm — witty, sophisticated, and completely unafraid to be different during the height of the glam rock era.
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